Take a seat, and maybe get a napkin ready for our ongoing The Kitchen Takeaways (Despatch) review! Located in the not-so-quiet town of Despatch (because people drive like maniacs) in the Eastern Cape, South Africa, there’s a takeaway spot right on the main street, aiming to deliver tasty and affordable food options, from pizzas (woodfire!) to steaks, ribs, burgers, and Sunday lunches.
In our ongoing review, we share essential details about The Kitchen in Despatch and our order-by-order experience, so expect a tonne of updates as we continue to fill our bellies.
The Kitchen March 2024 Food Experience
We ordered the “Lockdown Special,” which is two burgers and two portions of chips for just R120, as well as a “Rib and Chip” burger special, which is only R60 for two of these burgers, functioning as a chip chow with rib meat.

We are happy to report that for just R160, we were incredibly full. In fact, four people could get fed easily with this option. While the Lockdown Special chicken burgers were great, with a nice helping of mushroom sauce, cheese, and all the trimmings, the Rip and Chip burgers stood out. Soft rib meat (real ribs pulled from the bone) and a delicious sauce had us drooling and too full to move.
Steers and Spur should probably take some notes from The Kitchen’s rib offerings.
Important The Kitchen Details
You’ll find some important details about The Kitchen below so you can get those ribs, burgers, pizzas, and more without any issue.
- Address: 57 Main St, Despatch, 6220
- Menu & Specials are available via The Kitchen’s Facebook page.
- The Kitchen Despatch number: 068 504 5035
Fun fact: There’s also The Kitchen Uitenhage (Kariega), run by the same owner, that delivers food to the locals. We’ll see if we can test that one out soon!
We are withholding our review score until we’ve tried more menu options, so stay tuned.


